Ten Ways to Combat Writer's Block*

1. imitate a pine tree
2. breathe in through your nose and then try making your first YouTube video
3. say "no" to oceanography
4. eat an apple backwards
5. write one haiku for each year old you are
6. dip your feet into a public fountain
7. chaperone a middle-school dance
8. try Vegemite
9. gain weight
10. tour more academies

*Make fun if you will. Spewing random thoughts is a good release. So is posting a selfie with no makeup. No, I haven't been drinking. But full disclosure: I had popcorn for dinner. Things are going downhill the longer my hubby is away at Boy Scout Camp.